Where hopes and dreams strive to be memes.
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
HELLO?????????????
IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS
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reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
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Parking sensor via Shitty_Car_Mods
if anyone on this website even vaguely implies that this car is shitty i’ll rip the shingles off of the roof of your house. every last one. Look at the chickens they have little bowties and everything
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me watching Detective Pikachu and pointing out every single pokemon on screen for the following hour and 44 minutes
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a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker
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Are they on a date
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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
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Why watch engame when you can watch the new season of she ra
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
listen!!! normalize giving swords as romantic gestures!!!
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